Frog Detective Plush

Preferably, I would have traded all my possessions, friends and family's possessions, house, my soul, my physical body including all 9 of my fingernails for this plush but I suppose it still wouldn't have been enough for this plush of pure perfection. This plushie is magnificent, frog detective is a being of absolute flawlessness (i do not think his head is a funny shape please stop saying that its very rude) and I enjoy every second we spend together (which is every second I live). We enjoy playing his games together (we're very good at it)(we're close like that), I'm currently on my 5,402th playthrough which, I am aware, is not a lot so I apologise sincerely. I make sure to keep him well fed, bathed and kiss him goodnight every night on his slimy forehead. He is a very gay boy! Gay as in happy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He is also quite homosexual. He says he longs for a sherman plush, I think it would make him very happy wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink I told him that if a sherman plush *were* to come out, I would buy 20 or more if he so wished, I intend to stay true to my word (and if money is tight I will of course offer my soul as is custom). One thing is I did have to attach some velcro to his proper (pardon my british) perfect poignant pointy fingered hand as well as his magnificent uhm macaron misogynistic moonlight magnifying glass as his hands seem to be a little too slimy to hold it but tis' no problem! As I said he tis' flawless te' is. Speaking about his magnifying glass he's such a great little detective little detective boy such a good little detecting detector boy like a little metal detector except he's a frog and a detective and green and slimy and better. He makes me feel so much better when I'm down in the dumps! He made me stop crying immediately after I just got news that all my family had disappeared in a freak missing aeroplane accident (he suspects that the wizard in my room did it). I've been thinking about making a shrine to frog detective or as I call him Fd (we're close like that), I think he also seems to appreciate the idea. Anyway that is all I have to say. Apologies for the short review I intended to write more. Good day. (P.s if you do intend to make a sherman plush just know I will be the first review mark my words. If anyone else dares come before me.)

He’s cute and small. When sitting, he is about 5 inches/12 centimetres tall. The legs, including the shoes, is about 5 inches. He is thinner than expected; the width is about 2.5 inches/6 centimetres when measuring from chest to back. The legs have a crease in the knees, so the legs won’t unnaturally bend forward, which is a nice touch. Both hands have magnets, so you can attach the accompanied magnifying glass or some other accessory if you have one. The magnifying glass is very thin, as it’s made of two pieces of fabric. Therefore, it’s not really a “plush” with stuffing inside; it’s very flat. It’s about 4 inches/11.5 centimetres in length.

I would like to inform my fellow peers on my personal opinion of my Detective Frog Plush. Firstly, it is very soft and cute! Honestly I have never bought anything from Fangamer, so I was a bit sceptical, but this plush is incredible it changed my life! It also looks just like how Detective Frog looks in the game! (Just a bit fatter) Secondly, I know this may be a bit random but this cute little frogs shoes are just absolutely adorable! Even his small hands 👐 are just to cute for his own good! My only concern is that the Detective Frog Plush did not come with his magnify glass like I was informed. Other than that I love this Plush so much the and price was so worth it! I also will be buying more amazing items from Fangamer (like the Short Hike Plush and shirt) thank you so much I am enternaly greatful.