We’re inundated with inventory so were instigating an inconceivably immense summer spectacular saving-strava-GANZAAAA!
- First 50 coupon customers get a free Patch Pack!
- Spend $25, get 10% off w/ coupon FIRESALE-ALPHA
- Spend $50, get 15% off w/ coupon FIRESALE-OMEGA
Proffer your porcine payment prison and reap the ripe rewards of our doughy desperation!
BUT WAIT! Still craving amazing savings? Coupons cant curb the crushing curmudgeonry of your miserly money malfeasance?
- We’re selling off our stocks of Pandoras Happy Box, now $17!
- EB9X? More like EB-BUY-THIS-NOWWWW! $17!
- Want a Flinter? Heres a hinter! It’s $16!
- PUNKBOARDS PUNKBOARDS PUNKBOARDS! Now $43!
Within one week without warning we will quietly quash this quid pro quo! Go go go! Sale ends Friday!
(The music in the video was by the AWESOME Señor Saturno, by the way. We’re working on something with this web-famous musician, so expect something later this summer!)
